Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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  1. How You Doing? 17:38
  2. A Super Mitzvah!! 13:26
  3. David’s Grotesque Hand!! 13:42
  4. Women’s Troubles! 15:19
  5. Are the Buffalo Bills Robbing You?! 15:43
  6. A Gusher!! 13:03
  7. Season 6 Premiere: More of the Same! 13:59
  8. A Work Video Conference- in a Bagel Shop?! 13:22
  9. Lyric Lowdown: Baby Come Back! 10:21
  10. Do You Give a Flock?! Flock Cameras! 14:16
  11. Tony and Tina’s Wedding for Kids! 14:48
  12. Voluptuous Mashed Potatoes! 19:10
  13. Twat Plist! We’re in Connecticut! 18:55
  14. Explain Yourself! 9:17
  15. Pineapple: A Sex Thing?! 8:26
  16. Silverware! 16:17
  17. Teen Sex?! Blech!!! 10:28
  18. Dave and Jan Go To The Bills Stadium! 15:03
  19. OMG! Sooo Cute!! (Our Most Judgmental Episode Yet!) 23:22
  20. The Secret to My Non-Success! 19:57
  21. Up Your IPM, Supermarket Workers! 12:03
  22. No! Sex You!! 12:27
  23. Black Velvet, If You Please! 19:21
  24. BEN SIEGEL! Why Are Your Front Windows Tinted?! 10:57
  25. Priests with Beer Goggles?! 20:31
  26. Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?! 10:38
  27. More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?! 10:19
  28. We’re Going to Key Your Car! 20:46
  29. WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?! 13:54
  30. Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?! 17:03
  31. David’s Going to Space!! 17:40
  32. Nose Oil!! 9:21
  33. Do You Have Your Period?! 11:08
  34. Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!! 13:33
  35. A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?! 9:49
  36. Diary = Do Not Read! 12:11
  37. Birds Do It! 16:06
  38. What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College? 8:02
  39. What’s YOUR Social Security Number?! 11:42
  40. Sneakers Are A Scam!! 15:17
  41. Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again! 12:05
  42. Donny J Christ! 14:15
  43. Dirty Pleasure Songs! 19:39
  44. Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!! 8:40
  45. Paris 2026 Part Deux!! 10:22
  46. Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?! 24:41
  47. Very Boring Potpourri! 13:21
  48. Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?! 10:04
  49. We See Your Panty Line! 14:29