Fully Functional Parents

Fully Functional Parents

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe“Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

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Episodes

420 episodes

  1. A Super Mitzvah!! 13:26
  2. David’s Grotesque Hand!! 13:42
  3. Women’s Troubles! 15:19
  4. A Gusher!! 13:03
  5. Lyric Lowdown: Baby Come Back! 10:21
  6. Voluptuous Mashed Potatoes! 19:10
  7. Explain Yourself! 9:17
  8. Pineapple: A Sex Thing?! 8:26
  9. Silverware! 16:17
  10. Teen Sex?! Blech!!! 10:28
  11. The Secret to My Non-Success! 19:57
  12. No! Sex You!! 12:27
  13. Black Velvet, If You Please! 19:21
  14. Priests with Beer Goggles?! 20:31
  15. We’re Going to Key Your Car! 20:46
  16. David’s Going to Space!! 17:40
  17. Nose Oil!! 9:21
  18. Do You Have Your Period?! 11:08
  19. Diary = Do Not Read! 12:11
  20. Birds Do It! 16:06
  21. Sneakers Are A Scam!! 15:17
  22. Donny J Christ! 14:15
  23. Dirty Pleasure Songs! 19:39
  24. Paris 2026 Part Deux!! 10:22
  25. Very Boring Potpourri! 13:21
  26. Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?! 10:04
  27. We See Your Panty Line! 14:29
  28. A Shorty and Stubby One! 9:30