GoatedCaptainClark419

Lobotomy 2

Clark: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I broke the glass and woke you up. I know how you like to sleep early. I was at the store late. I guess I lost track of the time. I was checking inventory, but… I stopped off for a few beers.

Mary: Clark…

Clark: Barbara. I was checking inventory, then I stopped off for a few beers.

Mary [as Barbara]: Def—Define "a few."

Clark: As many as I wanted. Because this is my house. I pay for it. I pay for everything. I pay for you to go to school. I pay for your time off school! I pay for the roof over your head! You want kids, right? Well, that takes money, so someone has to work around here! I said, someone has to get off her fat ass and work around here!

Mary [as Barbara]: Just because you didn't get to be an architect—

Clark: I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT! I'm just stuck selling shit furniture because someone won't get off her