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The Borrowed Dog Identity: I Used One Cute Photo and Became a Dog Person
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Liv confesses to borrowing a neighbor’s impossibly photogenic dog for a dating-app picture because, apparently, her own personality needed a marketing department. One match later, she is answering detailed questions about the dog’s breed, personality, favorite park, and bedtime routine with the confidence of a woman who has never owned anything more demanding than a houseplant. The situation…