Dispatch
Ask a Vampire
9:30
The one about taking Halloween-night calls with a nine-thousand-year-old vampire. Dispatch 39 begins on the narrator's Mojave porch, where the trick-or-treaters have mostly gone home, the sound effects have been switched off, and the evening's special guest is answering questions from listeners. His name is Landau. He is a vampire, and after nine thousand years he has developed an entertaining,…