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Qualified for Nothing

meme farmer studios

The advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Soothing specialist Celaine's ASMR and comedy genius meme farmer hamish team up and give their unqualified opinions on your problems.

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25 episodes

  1. Dealing with being BROKE and UGLY, Manic Texting a Guy you've never met, and Ruining your gay art date 42:28
  2. How to compensate for being Short, Providing for WOKE Women, Talking to a Wall, and being British 47:14
  3. Breaking up with your boyfriend, How to Kick out your Extended Family, Getting matching Butthole Tattoos and Stalking your Coworker 39:35
  4. A Guide to Befriending the IT department, Getting banned from DoorDash, and deploying Bees on your rowdy neighbors 24:00
  5. Kicking out your Roommate for being Too Cold, A Light Switch for the Outlet, and Collectively losing our minds at 2am 29:37
  6. Leaving your Kids with a Stranger, Calling your Coworker a Junkie, and Breaking up with your Ungrateful Partner 38:00
  7. The one thing you DO NOT want to see at the Urinal, and advice on NOT dating your COUSIN 26:18
  8. Going to Prison for being too STUPID, Plotting to destroy the Homeowner's Association, and Turning the Social Security Office into a LEGO set 46:50
  9. Putting your Brother's Wife on a No-Fly List, The real reason Kim isn't allowed to have a Dog, and the Weather that turns you GAY 43:20
  10. How to Start a Daycare in your Living Room, Having beef with a 13 year old, and the Best Way to Insult Your Mom's Cooking 40:48
  11. The gang get distracted talking about urine instead of answering YOUR stupid questions 49:16
  12. How to Neutralize a Future Serial Killer, Becoming the World's Gayest Straight Man, and Preventing your Daughter from Going to her Dead Friend's Funeral 54:13
  13. A Guide on How to NOT Mother your Son from three people who do not have kids 31:26
  14. Destroying your family by forgetting your sister, Inviting the entire world to your wedding, and throwing Red Wine at a Toddler 33:48
  15. Teaching your Baby to Count Cards instead of Cocomelon, What to do when your Mom has an AI Therapist, and grounding your kids for eating Cheese 32:34
  16. Deciding if your Husband needs a day off, Leaving your Disabled Partner and calling your new friend Homeless 51:16
  17. Leaving your wife at home for a Wedding, How to tell your kids Harry Potter isn't real, and roasting your friends alive in your truck 45:04
  18. Going on a Date with Jeffery Dahmer, How to Poop in the Urinal, and getting Catfished on Match.com 33:14
  19. To Shrimp or not to Shrimp, Sending 1000 Ladybugs in the mail, and proposing to your partner THREE times in ONE night 40:28
  20. How to become Portuguese, Listening to Smut with your Coworkers and Rescuing a Topless Woman 33:35
  21. Smelly Roommates, An Ex-Friend who won't Leave You Alone, and Cheating on your Partner with a Robot 34:16
  22. Falling in Love with a Cheater, Framing Your Toxic Ex and Ruining Your Family 48:37
  23. An Assortment of Fish, Getting Uninvited From Your Own Vacation and The Worst Wedding Planner 40:05
  24. Dealing with Tresspassing Bees, A Guide to Tax Evasion, and Marrying Someone You're Already Married to 50:28
  25. How to Ruin a Wedding, Steal a Wife and Fake a Baby 38:37