Touching the past
Andrew Wilson & Martin Wolfenden
The new comedy from the people who brought you Brainjam, The Gentleman's Review and Wilson and Wolfenden. The Curator has written something for this bit. When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. Then I picked up a dusty volume of Herodutus’s' Histories from a shelf and immediately knew that it was all complete rubbish. It didn't take me long to realise that all history was lies and they were all out to get me, so I set out with my trusty history pencil to gather real history. History not recorded by those stuff shirted arse-mongers at Oxford or Cambridge. This is the real thing. So what if my only qualification is City and Guilds Grouting? I am the curator! The greatest collector of knowledge that the universe has ever seen. Here in this place, here, I have gathered the finest and truest histories