Open Tabs
Mini-Sode: A Vase Fell on My Face (no, seriously)
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A vase fell on my face. That's it. That's the episode.
Okay, not quite. There was a broken nose, two black eyes, shattered glass, a miraculous pair of surviving glasses, and me complaining about the absolute idiot who left a giant vase precariously balanced on top of the fridge.
In this mini-sode of Open Tabs, we're talking about The Vase Incident—and several other moments that prove being…