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CuzWords

John Giddens

On CuzWords, two cousins dig into the things that matter and the things that absolutely don’t. From serious takes to pointless tangents, it’s a mix of honest opinions, good-natured jabs, and that one argument that never really ended. Think of it as your weekly dose of cousinly chaos.

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56 episodes

  1. The Library of Alexandria Was an Inside Job 1:03:56
  2. The Government Knows Something We Don't 1:01:48
  3. My Cousin Is a Professional Conspiracy Theorist 1:10:41
  4. Tesla Made a Car That Does Barrel Rolls 1:01:57
  5. Fifty Episodes of Questionable Decisions 1:03:23
  6. Spot Me… No, Push Down! 1:04:12
  7. Can Activision Save Halo? 1:12:34
  8. Master Halo Wishes Me a Happy Birthday 1:05:11
  9. Please & Thank You, AI Overlords 1:13:34
  10. Tooth Bump 1:06:30
  11. Bringing His Dishes Home to Mommy 59:18
  12. Take Them to the Water Temple! 1:04:23
  13. President Michael Declares National Ice Cream Day Everyday 1:01:45
  14. The Gravity Blip Survival Guide 1:06:42
  15. Boots, Butter & Bad Ideas 1:17:31
  16. The Encrapification of Everything 1:05:18
  17. Is a Hot Dog a Taco? 1:02:49
  18. Thick Bottoms and Dyslexia Fonts 1:03:16
  19. How NOT to Fix a Toilet 1:03:18
  20. Can You Open a Subway Inside Another Subway? 1:19:21
  21. She Traveled the World and Found Paradise... I Mean, Parasite 1:07:14
  22. Forest Fire vs. Tornado: The Movie 1:06:31
  23. Big Glasses Doesn't Want You To Hear This 1:12:06
  24. Friday Night Termite Genocide 1:05:13
  25. Golf Courses Use HOW Much Water? 1:06:18
  26. Bill of Rights vs Homeschool Dad 1:03:53
  27. The Most Masculine Apology Poem Ever Written 59:36
  28. Aliens Are Coming to Distract You From Gas Prices 1:14:12
  29. I Stole Your Scooby-Doo Underwear 1:07:16
  30. Live to 200… and Still Go to the Same Gym 1:04:38
  31. Taxes, Aliens, and Easter Dinner Chaos 1:01:54
  32. The Most Unqualified Bracket Win Ever 1:00:53
  33. The Most Confident Wrong Bracket in History 58:41
  34. Don’t Ask for My Number at the Gym 1:14:18
  35. Waffle House Is the Perfect Gym Meal 1:15:09
  36. From Xbox Rage to Medical Rants 1:11:35
  37. We Took a Halo MLG Quiz 1:14:12
  38. Flowers Are Just Sandwiches 1:10:27
  39. We Tried to Hack Our Childhood 1:08:57
  40. We Were Wrong About Winning 1:08:08
  41. Teach Enters the Chat 1:06:03
  42. We Talked for an Hour and Nothing Happened 53:39
  43. How the World Changes While We’re Living In It 1:04:42
  44. The Stick Workout, a Cult Accusation, and the Death of 'Cool Beans" 1:02:43
  45. Technology, Health & How We Think About the Future 1:22:14
  46. Party Chat Ruined Everything 1:07:42
  47. A CuzWords Christmas 2025 54:04
  48. The Firecracker Incident & Other Crimes of Youth 1:11:27
  49. From Skybar Nights to Sideline Wipeouts 1:09:51
  50. Labor, Life, and Gas Station Etiquette 57:58