The Duck Rants
The Drunken Duck Cantina
Raw. Rude. Real as hell.Welcome to The Duck Rants—where your favorite foul-mouthed duck dishes out hot takes from the barstool at The Drunken Duck Cantina in Nuevo Vallarta, Mexico. From sweaty gringos complaining about the AC to expat drama, tequila logic, bar fights, and bad karaoke, nothing is off limits.Profanity guaranteed. Laughs required.It’s therapy… but with cold beer and fewer pants.🎧 New rants weekly. Follow the duck or quack the fuck out.