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Vendor Chronicles

Q the Messenger & Shane the Brain Knox

Vendor Chronicles: You Won’t Believe What We’ve Seen… What happens when two entrepreneurs stop filtering themselves? You get Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger—raw, uncut, and unapologetically real. This isn’t your polished, scripted podcast. This is the hustle for real. From wild vendor stories to life lessons they had to learn the hard way, nothing is off-limits—money, relationships, failures, success, and the moments that make you say, “ain’t no way that just happened.” Some stories will make you laugh. Some will make you think. Some might even piss you off. But one thing’s guaranteed… you won’t forget it. Welcome to Vendor Chronicles— where the truth is stranger than fiction, the hustle don’t stop, and every episode hits different. Tap in… if you can handle it.

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100 episodes

  1. Make a pearl! 1:01:27
  2. Freezie Wonders!! 1:08:57
  3. Wisdom x 10 1:15:37
  4. Half a heart! 31:36
  5. Ditch Defecation 1:32:37
  6. We don't always agree... 1:23:14
  7. There are a lot of stupid old people! 1:36:19
  8. Dolly 1:26:29
  9. Spike Lee should remake Blazing Saddles 1:09:30
  10. Gimme Three Steps 1:25:49
  11. Daniel Knox! 1:20:21
  12. Special guest Tyler Hastie! 1:39:41
  13. Get the Flock outa here! 1:05:54
  14. Infinite thought variations part two 38:20
  15. Infinite thought variations 57:04
  16. Playa Haters Ball! 36:28
  17. Apply some hard work to that easy!! 39:18
  18. Don't twerk on me 1:21:34
  19. You can't say Bullshit to a judge! 38:04
  20. The beast with two backs is in the playland! 1:25:14
  21. The Zima code 1:33:08
  22. The citizens of Vendor Chronicles are in for a hell of an episode! 1:29:42
  23. You have to wade through the color to get to the character. 1:36:32
  24. Shoot your shot! 1:18:28
  25. "Vulcanization and the taste of hose water", or "One man and a long bed" 1:20:45
  26. The hood of the car! 1:17:04
  27. Peace in the Valley 1:35:29
  28. Special guest Ursula!! 1:37:04
  29. Were all NAKED now!! 1:25:27
  30. Dr Denise Mose 1:38:00
  31. The Tangential Triumvirate! 1:41:04
  32. Uncle Pam Punches a Crackhead 1:18:41
  33. Vendor Chronicles makes a friend 1:28:30
  34. Time to move on 1:37:11
  35. Don't leave money on the table! 1:34:06
  36. You could be 500 pounds and nekkid! 1:20:14
  37. My bullshit has matured 1:04:46
  38. Special Guest Brian Roadruck 1:25:26
  39. A lobotomy for your junk 1:13:19
  40. If the baby is ugly, the baby is ugly! 1:25:33
  41. Life's been good to me so far! 1:16:53
  42. Swallow the Roach 1:09:58
  43. How do we fix this?? 1:09:22
  44. This is a Man's World... 1:00:04
  45. Give a crackhead $5. 1:02:54
  46. Fathers be good to your daughters 1:07:42
  47. Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger are fictional characters! 46:25
  48. Tha Stalker 1:05:02
  49. Rumors spreadin' 'round that Texas town... 1:24:25
  50. If I have to shoot somebody I hope he's white! 1:17:37