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THE QUACK

Mary Newnham

The Quack is a comedy blog and podcast featuring real-life facepalm moments & muddled observations told by British contemporary fiction author Mary Newnham. Visit | TheQuack.blogInstagram | @marynewnhamwrites

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101 episodes

  1. HOW NOT TO BREAK UP WHEN JET LAGGED 11:46
  2. ANOTHER ONE OF MUM'S PARTIES 12:16
  3. A MOMENT IN ST IVES 10:50
  4. REALITY TV AND GLORIFYING F*** BOYS 9:11
  5. HOW TO MOVE IN WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND 12:01
  6. A TOY STORY: JACK RABBIT 12:35
  7. A PARTY FOR AN ARTIST 10:30
  8. HOW NOT TO HAVE FUN IN LONDON: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE 12:01
  9. DO YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND? 10:45
  10. BAD DATES CLUB: WHY I WROTE IT 11:42
  11. CONFESSIONS OF A YOGA GIRL 12:17
  12. THE RESURRECTION OF THE EASTER BUNNY 11:34
  13. THE PEOPLE WE MEET IN RESORTS: A TRIP TO THE MALDIVES 10:26
  14. THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 5: THE FINISH LINE. 10:23
  15. HOW TO AUTHOR: LAURA MARSHALL 34:03
  16. HOW *NOT* TO SET GOALS IN 2026 10:48
  17. HOW TO AUTHOR: GEORGIA STONE 30:08
  18. HOW TO AUTHOR: FIONA GIBSON 35:18
  19. THE WEEK MY BOOK CAME OUT IN GERMANY 9:37
  20. HOW TO AUTHOR: JANUARY 2026 0:55
  21. THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 4: THE BOOK THAT CAME TO LIFE. 11:38
  22. CAN YOU SURVIVE THE ROMANTIC GETAWAY? 13:51
  23. THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 3: THE CRINGE ERA. 12:53
  24. MIND THE GAP: MOVING BACK TO LONDON. 9:19
  25. THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 2: LEARNING TO WRITE. 9:19
  26. THINGS WE WOULD LIKE TO DO NOW WE'RE NOT SINGLE. 11:17
  27. THE QUACK WILL BE BACK 17th SEPTEMBER 0:26
  28. SPERM-EXTERMINATORS & OTHER CONTRACEPTIVES 9:23
  29. THE STORY OF WRITING A NOVEL PART 1: THE BOOK THAT DIED. 10:38
  30. BILLBOARD DAD 8:52
  31. THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL PROM 9:17
  32. FINDING MY TRUE COLOURS AT THE RUGBY. 9:46
  33. THE GREAT BRITISH BIRTHDAY 9:00
  34. MY RETURN TO HINGE 10:11
  35. WHEN THE GIRLS WENT TO FRANCE... 13:04
  36. HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER: THE RESULT. 9:46
  37. HOW TO STAY SINGLE THIS SUMMER 12:13
  38. A THURSDAY NIGHT WiTH THE BIG BANG CROWD. 9:50
  39. IT'S ONLY BANTER... 9:53
  40. ARE YOU MOTIVATED YET? 11:27
  41. DON’T YOU WANT A BABY? 8:58
  42. HOBBY HORSE 8:35
  43. HOW TO COMPLIMENT A STRANGER. 8:26
  44. BRACE FACE 7:48
  45. JUST A DUMB CRYING WOMAN. 11:22
  46. THE AUDIENCE THAT WENT WRONG. 11:33
  47. HAVE YOU GOT ANY WORK EXPERIENCE? 10:55
  48. THE LAYOVER 7:25
  49. THE MUSICAL THEATRE FAILURE. 8:03
  50. SEEKING APPROVAL FROM MY FARROW & BALL MOTHER. 8:51