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The Offensive Third

Brett Hullander, Hemal Patel, Ryan Poore, Asher Hale

A humorous take on all things EPL, Fantasy EPL and current affairs as they relate to football, from the perspective of 4 Knoxville natives.

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67 episodes

  1. Saka Potatoes 1:09:54
  2. Chelsea gets sunk....and United, hahaha 1:06:14
  3. Coke zero 1:07:14
  4. But for getting the shot off 1:12:53
  5. Community Shield + 3 weeks of news to catch up on 1:10:41
  6. The B+ World Cup is over 1:06:47
  7. We're on to the Semi's 1:11:37
  8. We're in the round of 16 1:15:03
  9. World Cup '26 - We're in the round of 32 57:11
  10. World Cup '26 is off and running 1:18:32
  11. This one's got some Doozies 1:04:19
  12. Arsenal have done it ...and so have Tottenham 1:11:07
  13. Its all to play for, for now. 1:01:43
  14. -Villa! You had one job! 1:09:45
  15. Jules is dead part 2 48:18
  16. Jules is dead 6:50
  17. Welp that's that 1:12:27
  18. We thought we got rid of Dale 1:12:19
  19. Boofing Franzia 57:53
  20. Lobsters never die 1:00:52
  21. Japan was 10 years ago 1:08:23
  22. Tottenham have broken Ryan 1:13:26
  23. Just the two of us 57:25
  24. A weekend for the subs 1:02:45
  25. Manager swaps? 1:08:46
  26. Episode 37 - Its coming home, again 59:36
  27. Episode 36 - The original 3 are back 46:52
  28. Epsiode 34 - PSG Spank Inter 1:05:44
  29. Epsiode 32 - Season's coming to an end, are Arsenal too? 54:31
  30. Episode 31 - Premier League? Let's Talk About Europe, Baby! 1:01:22
  31. Kickin Cancer 2025!!! 38:22
  32. Episode 26 - Millwall Are Kung Fu Fighting 1:08:30
  33. Episode 24 - Fortnight Title Decider 1:06:38
  34. Episode 19 - The last one from where it all began 53:41
  35. Episode 16 - The Offensive Third: After Hours 💋 1:07:26
  36. Episode 13 - My Dick? Premier League. Your Dick? Championship. 57:32
  37. Episode 10 - The Ten Hag Special 1:06:27
  38. Episode 4 - Ma-sweet-lort 1:09:00
  39. Week 2 - We've Been Tapped Up By Chelsea! 1:14:34
  40. Week 1 - Watch Your Crack 1:16:30
  41. Epsiode 22.2 - Transfers are coming 6:48
  42. Epsiode 22.1 - Transfers are coming 49:00
  43. Episode 21 - Everything's Shit! 59:17
  44. Episode 20 - Better lucky than good 1:15:36
  45. Episode 19 - Dale's a statistician all of a sudden 1:07:02
  46. Episode 18 - Ballets and knife fights 47:20
  47. Episode 17 - Ze Germans still got it 1:10:10
  48. Episode 16 - CONCACAF meltdown 1:02:54
  49. Episode 15 - Club season football is over 1:07:30
  50. Episode 14 - Dale's a Man he's 40! 1:04:16