Time's Champion
Ross Cleaver and Jon Pountney
WHAT ON EARTH IS CREEPING WITH ARMSTRONG?A fine question Sir! Many have asked, and most have failed to come up with a suitable answer. You may as well ask – What prompted the big bang? Who killed JFK? Who was Jack The Ripper? But ask the right people, and maybe just maybe you’ll be granted entrance into the arcane world of James Randall and Ross Cleaver.Sharing a staggering 20 years of friendship between them, which was based on a shared admiration of ‘Blackadder Goes Forth’ and a desire not to get beaten up by bigger boys. It has stood firm despite the distractions of girls, Grunge Rock, poncy degrees, living in different countries, and a fiery disagreement over both the Spider-Man movies and the direction of the Star Wars franchise. Yes, it goes without saying that they are friends through the biblically fat, and the supermodel thin.Finding that the annoyance of the adult world was getting in the way of their always impassioned discussion of such key issues as exactly how would yo