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Burn Before Reading

Christina Kann & Lelia Hilton

Join Christina and Lelia as they roast the writing they and guests wrote when they were younger.

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159 episodes

  1. Comment Below If You Hate This 1:05:53
  2. Horny, Scary, or Just Plain Bad? 1:17:21
  3. Where's It At, Monistat? 1:12:24
  4. Arthuriana Grande 1:42:30
  5. Maybe This Episode Is Only Interesting to Me 1:13:30
  6. You, With the Twee Bullsh*t You're Wearing 1:11:26
  7. My FJP 1:38:46
  8. Horndogging for Each Other Professionally 1:29:46
  9. Now Ellen, That's Not the Truth 1:23:27
  10. Changes for Lelia 1:04:06
  11. This Is the Skin of a Mormon 1:57:56
  12. He Came Outta Left Woods 1:14:09
  13. Señor O'Toole 1:00:44
  14. The Wettest B*tch at Anne Taylor Loft 1:04:17
  15. Making Out Without Intent to Marry 1:16:53
  16. Give the Young Man's Family a Squash 1:10:52
  17. Write More Edgelordily 1:05:37
  18. I Thought I'd Seen the Last of Yarh 1:15:29
  19. In Italy and Also at Their Prom 50:22
  20. Ignorant, Sanguine, Noisy, Coarse, and Chaotic! 1:11:16
  21. Girly Crap? So What, 9/11? 1:22:05
  22. An Accomplished Young Lady (She's 12) 1:04:34
  23. Pasta Salad and Pride Month Are Both Intersectional 1:02:44
  24. You're Scaring Me But I'm Still Gonna Give You Some Baby Carrots 1:19:36
  25. The Kissing Beth 1:08:51
  26. You Probably Regret That When We Met You Were Maceless 1:12:50
  27. Gossip About My Friends and Kesha Lyrics 1:22:15
  28. Yarh? 1:08:44
  29. She's Not Like Other Dogs 1:07:28
  30. If Not Hysteria Then Definitely Tuberculosis 1:21:27
  31. Dear God: Hello 1:10:58
  32. She's a Dumb Bitch and So Are We 2:01:37
  33. Made Me Want a Hearse So Frickin Bad 1:32:03
  34. I Recognize the Chipmunk Analogy 1:06:36
  35. "Asshole" Was My First-Ever Swear 1:41:53
  36. Papá Will Take Any Suggestions from the Crowd 1:25:02
  37. The Return of Lil LeeLee 1:04:18
  38. F/F is for Fan/Fic 1:26:28
  39. That Woman Is a Woman! 1:17:16
  40. Christian Grey Wears Jeans and Edward Cullen Wears Khakis 1:31:23
  41. This Blows Like a Mother 1:21:49
  42. English Majors: Doing It For the Money 57:02
  43. The Moans of Moria 1:10:10
  44. No One More Beautiful and Vibrant Than a Dead Mom 1:22:34
  45. Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe (Butthole Edition) 1:22:09
  46. It Would Be Really Sad If You Ate Your Baby Right Now 1:30:33
  47. I'm Trying to Go to Candycane Falls and Bone Down 1:38:29
  48. Horny for Bubble Letters 1:11:31
  49. I Remember When I Got My First Thesaurus 1:11:50
  50. Thanksgiving Etymology Interlude 9:15