Thot Topics

Thot Topics

Thot Topics is a podcast with the bravery to stare into the void and ask God’s question: ”Do I look fat in these jeans?” Every week, Nick Malone and Cris Lopez slow-motion dive into music, culture, and politics, then emerge soaking wet with 100% certified accurate takes for your listening pleasure. If you’ve ever felt gaslit by gay Twitter, or by a sizing chart while online shopping, this will be the sisterhood of a lifetime.

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222 episodes

  1. Tinaurshe! 1:08:17
  2. Rose Bean Machine! 1:09:38
  3. Ariana Foie Grasnde (Preview) 13:00
  4. Madonkey of the Day! 1:08:08
  5. Palantir Jerkers! (Unlocked) 1:15:37
  6. Podcasting in A Minor! 1:08:11
  7. Troubled Pairofdykes! 1:17:31
  8. Le Nookie Di Figaro! 1:09:27
  9. 28 Years Slayyyter! 1:08:24
  10. Debby Tirarmasfotos! 1:07:40
  11. A Pawg's Purpose! 1:14:50
  12. Puck My Goal! 1:29:54
  13. One Bald Ho After Another! 1:07:25
  14. Just Another Gay Guy Friday! 1:07:32
  15. Gyatt Burglars! 1:09:19
  16. Heteropussimism! 1:08:36
  17. Bridge to Talmbouthia! 1:20:13
  18. The Year of Magical Drinking! 1:09:58
  19. Meth Gala! 1:08:40
  20. Cousin Skeeters! 1:18:50
  21. Auto Gyne Nachtmusik! 1:08:43
  22. Gargarden of Eden! 1:30:01
  23. Chudai Stay Or Chudai Go! 1:05:15
  24. Martin Luther "Kori" King Jr! 1:19:58
  25. The Beat Pumpers Union! 1:13:05
  26. Concealed Carrie Bradshaw! 1:12:18
  27. The Great Impussinator! 1:14:12
  28. Saeko Killers! 1:25:01
  29. Six Freaks Magic Mountin'! 1:20:44
  30. The Church of Naturday Saints! 1:15:25
  31. Do You Believe in Mewgic?! 1:24:45
  32. Thotline 7.5: Juan Missed Call! 1:12:58
  33. Deploy All Kamaloids! 1:13:18
  34. My Katycat From Hell! 1:25:18
  35. Goodbye Whorses! 1:10:38
  36. Wide and Prejudiced! 1:19:12