Commander Dumbass
Leiana Bertrand
-- INDEFINITE HIATUS --This is the fearless commander of the Canis Major, and your glorious host, Commander Dumbass! Sister Superior has “graciously” commissioned a collection of logs from me to document the Pluto Project, which is totally not genocide. Not even remotely close to it. At all. Tune in every Monday to find out if we’ve died yet!