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Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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140 episodes

  1. OverMoids Always Have a Bag of Tappable Signs 4:15:46
  2. JDavinci Vance Code Predicts Total Fleatearthplap Victory 3:03:54
  3. I am Just a Traveling Man and This Right Here is my Traveling Hand 3:24:11
  4. Getting My Sh*t Ruined For Borrowing Too Much Money From Xenu and Yakub 2:14:12
  5. Ay Tone4CERN Not for Nothin but this Feels Like Biocalvinism 2:05:31
  6. I'm a Big Proponent of Gentlemen I Regret to Inform You That Sir An Infinity George Foid Has Hit The World Trade Center 3:31:16
  7. Is There Heaven For a Foyim Off the Cob? 2:43:36
  8. Indian in a Cowboy Hat vs. Cannibal Muslim Frasier = Agency War 3:11:26
  9. Bustin' Trvkedeau 3:07:16
  10. Muslim R*pe Gangs is Epstein for Nazbols Groyper 3:21:18
  11. How Would you Feel if you Didn't (Generational Penis Game) (Waisian Gattaca) This Morning? 3:14:46
  12. The Paradigm that Cried Wolf in Huhmocracy Manifest 3:47:40
  13. The Goyverment has sent 6 Gorillon Messages Informing Me the Slopmoids Demand Streamrot 3:06:19
  14. Genderplonked Milflennials are a Product of Late Stage Liberalism 4:05:07
  15. The Schismatic Bogdanoff Mormons Agree With Me That There's a Shape to this Dealspace 3:53:51
  16. An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game 2:09:31
  17. There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards 2:05:12
  18. Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool 2:18:05
  19. There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11 1:59:07
  20. From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World 2:06:56
  21. BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada? 4:56:56
  22. YEAR OF THE CRASH IN 2:04:50
  23. Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler 3:55:44
  24. BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme 3:58:49
  25. 6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics 3:40:41
  26. BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy 3:57:04
  27. Time is a PAWG Circle 3:40:36
  28. I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax 4:08:10
  29. BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism 3:31:44
  30. CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER 3:16:06
  31. Worcestershire Sauce Tastes Like I Hardly Knew Her 3:30:17
  32. BSNL25: Extremism in Canada 3:44:31
  33. To Make a Societylette You're Gonna Have to Break a Few Libggs 3:33:15
  34. Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji 3:42:01
  35. Small Tube Staccato Thralls: Observed Porcelain Edition 3:44:07
  36. BSNL24: A [Nothing] About [Show] 3:43:11
  37. BSNL23: Helldivers 2 2:54:58
  38. Robbing a Blood bank for Financial AIDS 3:59:20
  39. Mario Kant Says Santa Claus Has No Skeleton 3:32:38
  40. Gen Y Got Mmmkay Ultra'd 4:12:10
  41. BSNL22 - Episode 300 Spooktacular 4:38:44
  42. BSNL21: The TFW Ecosystem 2:29:03
  43. A Very Special Sola GPTuah 3:51:32
  44. You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO 4:07:26
  45. BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada 2:21:07
  46. You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights 3:24:38
  47. Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria 3:33:22
  48. BSNL19: Astral Nairaland 2:36:08
  49. Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man 4:51:21
  50. Revolt Against the Moderate World 4:03:23