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Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca

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Surprisingly, we have never talked about a dinosaur movie. Of course the first one we do is terrible: Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca, from 2007.

Conquistadors battle a T-Rex to avoid being sacrificed to it.

Ian Ziering stars at Cortes, complete with a terrible wig and a bad attempt at a Spanish accent. In fact, everyone either has an accent or doesn't, even the tribe. The…