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Long Relief

Long Relief

Low-leverage conversations between high-quality friends.

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161 episodes

  1. “I don’t think Zohran has a good jumpshot” 2:42:27
  2. “Just remember this, folks: Tom Cruise is Digger” 2:28:18
  3. “Kenneth Walker is the best tater toter in town” 1:52:44
  4. “Cam Skattebo almost won Fat Bear Week” 1:48:46
  5. "Odysseus was the original Comeback Player of the Year" 1:19:46
  6. “Right side of history > right side of the scoreboard” 2:10:52
  7. “If you were wronged by Dolly Parton, you deserved it” 1:44:47
  8. “The Ty Simpson Era in LA has begun” 2:06:23
  9. “Would you rather go to the moon or St. Louis?” 2:05:28
  10. “They could beat Purdue. It’s Purdue! It’s Purdue!” 2:41:54
  11. “Is Tony Romo a psychic?” 1:46:04
  12. “What a spectacular life you and I live” 2:14:38
  13. “The 2025 E.T.H.A.N. Awards” 1:52:29
  14. “The 5th Holiday Special Extravaganza Premier Celebration” 1:32:46
  15. “We could all use a Positivity Bunny in our lives” 1:53:51
  16. “I am so, so, so thankful for Patrick Mahomes” 1:43:46
  17. “KState invented the tush push and we need to respond with the military” 1:35:45
  18. “Danny Dimes looked like Danny Pennies last week” 2:17:53
  19. “Shohei Ohtani’s face should be on money” 2:03:44
  20. "Lane Kiffin's daughter might be the ultimate Rebel" 1:57:03
  21. “Joe Burrow is Jake Delhomme if he was Jake Delmansion” 1:33:18
  22. “What the hell do you buy Taylor Swift for a wedding gift?” 1:37:22
  23. “Ace Bailey does not have Eli Manning’s aura” 1:49:35
  24. “Do you think Pope Leo has ever had Malört?” 2:29:05
  25. “Could 100 clones of Tyrese Haliburton’s Dad beat 1 Giannis?” 2:02:42
  26. “Dairy Queen has to get on the phone with Derik Queen” 1:58:06
  27. “Have you seen the swaggy manager for McNeese?” 1:46:55
  28. "KU is a baseball school now, and that's okay" 1:44:30
  29. “Drake decided to pick a fight with a 5’5” cutie patootie in bell bottoms” 1:56:56
  30. “The Rizzler and Taylor Swift together are unstoppable” 2:03:28
  31. "All my heroes are Chiefs fans, The Rizzler included" 1:46:22
  32. “Is Justin Herbert Whole Foods brand David Garrard?” 1:24:33
  33. “This year gets a 5/5 on the Boom Meter” 1:49:44
  34. “The Fourth Annual Long Relief Christmas Holiday Blowout Bonanza” 1:27:56
  35. “If I could be Timothée Chalamet I would, just to make that clear” 1:20:07
  36. "Santa Claus is real, and he’s a Chiefs fan" 1:40:16
  37. "Does the Chiefs' loss even count if Taylor wasn’t there?" 1:40:33
  38. “If there’s anyone that would want to try to steal the sun, it’s Jerry Jones” 1:30:40
  39. “Did you see Tim Walz had that shit on?” 1:49:18
  40. “Chappell Roan could win a batting title but Juan Soto couldn’t write Pink Pony Club” 1:48:24
  41. “I’ll say it, Willy Wonka should’ve been arrested for his crimes” 1:47:48
  42. “What do you think Ken Rosenthal’s bow tie budget is?” 2:32:13
  43. “How much Kohl’s cash does Sam Darnold have?” 2:03:43
  44. “They’re throwing things at Moo Deng! Not cool!” 2:01:55
  45. “I wouldn’t spend that much on a Gucci bucket hat” 1:52:22
  46. "Did you see that The Rizzler has a better swing than Aaron Judge?” 2:08:00
  47. “Chef Curry cooked France like some ratatouille” 2:11:38
  48. “Damn Daniel deserved the shine that Hawk Tuah has gotten” 2:30:11
  49. “Pat Sajak is too old to host Wheel of Fortune but he could be the President” 2:04:11
  50. “I need Rudy Gobert testifying in front of Congress” 2:00:55