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Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels

Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: @gabepac1IG: @sameermonContact: [email protected]: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/HalalcartelsIntro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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108 episodes

  1. AI SLOP Cinema Kurdish Delights and Movie Posters in Ghana 47:06
  2. The Zone of Discomfort and the Odyssey 47:26
  3. Welcome to the jungle, be it the Amazon, Naples, or the world of private spying companies 34:52
  4. The Devil's Lettuce and Flim Flam in the Yucatán 40:32
  5. Yeah our May Day episode is late but so is the rent 51:32
  6. Match Stick Mario Bros and The Power of Direct Action in a Disconnected World 45:35
  7. Veteran's Day USA, Homegrown Zetas at Fort Bragg, and Skyscapers to Nowhere Boomerang Time 53:52
  8. Istanbul's international airport is like a casino you can't leave and we go to South Africa to see if there is a White Genocide happening 41:08
  9. The borders are in your mind, soak up the culture, live life like a traveler w/Courtney Fearrington 58:59
  10. Put Bezos, Diddy, and Oprah in Alligator Alcatraz and a realistic remake of the Truman Show where the FBI radicalize kids in mosques 54:09
  11. Inner Space: Acts of Service, Bi-Polar Disorder, and Manic Tales w/ John F O’Donnell 47:30
  12. An Ex-Gangster for Capitalism, a Former Guerilla for Peace,and a T-1000 walk into a bar 46:36
  13. 2+2=5? w/ Luisa Diez 1:09:09
  14. Holiday in Cuba! Alternative Realities and Possible Futures 54:13
  15. NYC is a Ghost Town, Zohran for Mayor, and Tankies saved Cambodia: With Davidson Boswell 1:09:07
  16. Creepy Crawling Apocalypse with a Sam Jackson Voice Over While We Put the Chipotle on Layaway 50:12
  17. Green Card Deportation to a WeWork Detention Center in Damascus 43:24
  18. French Connections, Oval Office Roasts, and Fly Coach with Parachutes 1:03:54
  19. Space Travel or Three Hermanas 43:29
  20. Eating Credit Cards for the Microplastics and Watching the Superbowl for the Commercials 51:11
  21. The US and France Are Having A Racism Contest! 55:40
  22. Faking pregnancies and breakdancing like kangaroos for clout 48:17
  23. Marseille is better than Paris, Turkish Delights, and the Panopticon State 49:52
  24. Copa America, Argentina's Chainsaw Economics, and the Multipolarity Express with Davidson Boswell 1:00:59
  25. Makruh Mukbang with Hanan Issa 52:36
  26. Godzilla Minus One and Your Annual Father’s Day Work Noose 53:31
  27. Happy 4th to the world from Guam to Gaza 58:56
  28. Give the Columbia kids cookies, learn about axolotls, and don't use Expedia 55:28
  29. Sipping Yemeni Coffee at Sleep No More While My Wife is in Jail and Diddy is Free 1:02:15
  30. Self-Immolation, Vice Media Left for Dead in Malaysia, A Soft and Quiet Zone of Interest 1:02:59
  31. Something Stinks at Columbia University but Thailand rules! (Feat. Davidson Boswell) 58:18
  32. Freddy G's Reading List 57:39
  33. War Crimes Lawyers, Unerotic Dutch People, Jews for Peace w/ Jess Salomon 1:06:38
  34. Welcome To Soldiers of Light Radio feat. Luisa Diez 1:21:26
  35. The Open Air Prison Jail Break Episode 59:42
  36. The Guys Were Just Marinating In Medellin and Escaping An Earthquake in Marrakech 1:05:03
  37. Dating single moms and welcoming the aliens with Rojo Perez 43:45
  38. Bird lice, proud moms, and sneaking away from the picnic to make babies 58:22
  39. Episode 70! Airline meltdowns, Ocean toilets and Strikes 38:55
  40. Leaky Buns in the Sensory Deprivation Tank and Punk Rock Museums in Las Vegas w/ Michael Friedrich 41:04
  41. Midsummer Episode with Special Guests, the Comedy Outliers Brandon Collins and Mike Brown 57:32
  42. Ai Couple's Counselors and Naked Comedy Shows in the End Days 59:57
  43. Lord of the Flies, Crowd Work Comics, Is China really that bad?, Russia is about to liquidate all their non-playable characters to feed the war machine. 1:08:05
  44. Binghamton's Brightest Star Jim "Jim Jam" Search drops by for 90s Hip Hop talk, self-producing comedy albums, and tales of chapped lip New England state troopers 54:57
  45. Henry Rollins to Rogan Pipeline and Billionaire Vanity Islands w/ Journo Michael Friedrich 57:44
  46. Is Eating A$$$$ Halal? with Christiana Jackson 1:01:37
  47. Assaulted by street poetry, soggy Seattle zombieland, and the ugly truth about the Playboy Mansion 52:01
  48. Halal Small Talk and Cartel Menus w/guest Luisa Diez 1:09:04
  49. Pyroclastic Flows, Rental Cars, Holiday at the Vatican, and Polar Vortices 57:45
  50. Detroit Techno, Newark Urban Renewal, and Godfather 3 with Justin Williams 59:47