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Two Guys Two Things

Chris and Matt

Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

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163 episodes

  1. The Fart of the Opera 49:56
  2. The 49er Who Survived the Titanic 45:16
  3. My Boy Wears a Skirt So I Sued Myself 43:23
  4. Patriot Song 44:56
  5. Sex Robot Teachers on eBay 39:58
  6. James Franco: Python Hunter 44:48
  7. The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale) 55:13
  8. The Rat Funeral Tour 42:46
  9. The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard 50:52
  10. Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It 48:01
  11. Darth Vader: Chief Mouser 51:20
  12. The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft 49:14
  13. Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel 47:24
  14. Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment) 47:38
  15. Blue Origin Kiosk 44:57
  16. Indigenous Women's Day at McDonald's 42:49
  17. Vandelay: An Import/Export Kidnapping Business 42:02
  18. Raiders of the Lost Library Book 48:48
  19. 3 Little Pig Farts 43:57
  20. Everybody Wants to be a Veggie Cat 42:54
  21. Babies at Tiffany's 49:04
  22. Ugly Boyfriends Make Ugly Babies 45:19
  23. Build-a-Ramen 44:52
  24. The Four Seasons Finale 54:19
  25. Amnesia Bedtime Stories 38:56
  26. Have Wife Will Travel 44:37
  27. Bad Break-Up Notes From Hallmark 45:37
  28. Dating Tips For Jesus 38:29
  29. No Cakebacks 49:40
  30. Dances With Sheep 43:38
  31. Ex, Lies, and Videotape 46:23
  32. Love and Marriage...Go Together Like a Hobby Horse and Carriage 46:49
  33. Homework R.I.P. 47:31
  34. I Found My Thrill On Panty Hill 48:17
  35. Killing Your Wife and Other Unattractive Hobbies 44:39
  36. Applebee's Billboard Dating App 46:26
  37. Disney Plus-A Bundle of Goldfish 48:07
  38. Grocery Cart Activism 45:10
  39. I'll Give You My Luggage When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands 39:43
  40. Hello Kitty Bitch 43:39
  41. The Dead Dog Parade 46:37
  42. The $38 Million Play-Date 47:12
  43. Robot Murder 40:30
  44. Alex + Coin + Banana = Art 40:49
  45. Wu Tang Pigeon 43:41
  46. Joey Chestnut Can Do Anything Now 40:02
  47. A Fishy 911 Emergency 38:33
  48. Racist Poop Balloons of North Korea 42:27
  49. Top 100 Rat Holes of All Time 46:35
  50. Dead Uncle Beauty Pageant 42:48