Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

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Episodes

412 episodes

  1. Reacting to the Midterms 1:15:44
  2. More Dealbreakers 58:07
  3. Dealbreakers 1:14:01
  4. Grief Humor 1:08:41
  5. Happy Accidents 1:01:35
  6. Your Prompt Suggestions 1:17:24
  7. Workplace Annoyances 1:13:04
  8. Religious Trauma 1:03:27
  9. Childhood Neglect 1:16:17
  10. Ghost Stories 1:07:55
  11. What's Bugging You? 1:03:04
  12. Mispronounced Words 1:02:33
  13. Annoying Sounds 1:10:09
  14. Silly Things We Believed as Kids 1:02:46
  15. Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far) 1:07:52
  16. Funniest Things Said During Sex 55:10
  17. Niche Collections 1:08:38
  18. This Should Be Illegal 1:11:41
  19. Des Solves Your Problems 1:15:03
  20. Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle) 1:11:05
  21. Why Do Men Do This? 1:13:44
  22. What's Bugging You? 1:11:02
  23. Episode #132: AITA? 1:08:18
  24. Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On 1:16:42